Showing posts with label Anglophile. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anglophile. Show all posts

Saturday, June 5, 2010

A Redacted Doctor Who Post (10/11/09)

Bureaucracy is such a bother.

Friday's absolutely fascinating post contained potentially sensitive information obtained from a man known only as "the Doctor." It had to be reviewed by one Harriet Jones, Prime Minister, before I could post it, and it's only just been returned to me. Ms. Jones has redacted all compromising information, and I am allowed to post the rest of it, as follows:

XXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX until the Apocolypse. XXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXX that song about single ladies XXXXXXX XXXX XX X XXX!

XXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XX XXX X, XXX XXXXX - XX XX, XXX XXXX'X! XXX XXXX XXXX green skin and fangs XXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX if Jane Austen really had a zombie lover XXXXXXX XXX XXX XX XXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXX XX stupid werewolf.

XXXXX XXX XXX XXXX XX XXXXXXX XXX X Robert Pattinson will eat you XXX XXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XX but the Harry Potter cast XXXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXX XXX X according to the Independent.

Shocking, isn't it? I guess you just never can tell with some people! *shakes head* *sighs*

Anglotastic Goes to The Daily Show!!! (10/7/09)

DUDES. I'm going to The Daily Show today. I'm telling you here, in the body text, in case you didn't understand it when I told you up above, in the title. And I am WICKED excited.


But—and this will break your Anglophiliac hearts, I know—this means I don't have time to bring you any news today that is NOT related to the fact that I am going to The Daily Show. Which, in case I haven't mentioned it, I AM.

(Unless you are in any way in charge of or associated with my education. In which case none of this is true. And I will NOT be late to class tonight. If I am, it will be because I had an extremely brief bout of swine flu. Please give me an A.)

And so I leave you with John Oliver repping for the UK in one of my favorite clips ever:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
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