BROWNIES!!!
David Cameron thinks he's American
Why else would a Brit be talking about God and stuff in public? Cameron. Dude. Your constituents are English. You're making them uncomfortable. Calm down.
"Americans love puppies, too, right? Puppies and Jeebus?"
Britty conservatives object to mandatory sex ed
Seriously, is this opposite day? I thought the Brits were supposed to be sensible about these things. Hey, Brits! Here in the US, states with abstinence-only education have really high teen up-the-duff rates, on account of the kiddies don't understand how the duff works or what one must do to get something up it.
Sex ed, southern-style.
But the real story here is that, according to the Times article about mandatory sex ed, the British Schools Secretary is named Ed Balls.
Anglotastic loathes Ricky Gervais
So you guys, I just spent a horrible evening at Carnegie Hall listening to Ricky Gervais tell tasteless jokes about the following things:
- rape
- child molestation
- fat people
- homosexuality
I hereby revoke your Union Jack, Ricky Gervais. You're dead to me.
Ghosts tip off Welsh police
True story: Welsh police are using information from ghosts in a murder inquiry. Okay, Wales. That's not weird at all. And believe me: The rest of the world totally takes you seriously.
"I saw everything, Officer. It was terrifying!"
Okay! Now you are own your own for entertainment sources for the weekend, though I can recommend that you hop over to iTunes and download some free eps of the John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman podcast "The Bugle: An Audio Newspaper for a Visual World." It's fantastic.
John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman reporting for duty at "The Bugle."
And now I'm off to have brownies for dinner. Jealous much?
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