Saturday, June 5, 2010

Ladies, ladies, ladies! (And also WSJ.) (8/5/09)

Dudes. Doctor Who and He Knew He Was Right are totally interfering with my ability to blog. And with my life in general. Because they are both TOTALLY RAD and obsessive-making.

But the Internet never stops, and neither do I! On we go:
  1. Anglotastic scoops the Wall Street Journal! That's right. On Sunday, I told y'all that the Tea-Drinkers are tightening their immigration laws to keep me out. Well, yesterday, the Wall Street Journal told you the same thing.

    I am awesome.

    Just say no to the Journal.

  2. Harriet Harman, deputy Prime Minister during Gordon Brown's vacay, is standing up for women's rights and demanding tougher rape laws. This is both awesome and hilarious. (Can you imagine an American political stand-in actually taking charge during their week holding the reins?) Of course, The Daily Mail has a bit of a different take on this, and feels that the "already stretched Health Service" shouldn't have to conduct studies on how to reduce the risk of violence to women, and anyway, some unnamed statistics show that men are actually the chief victims of violence, so down with feminism! I don't know much about British politics, but I'm pretty sure that violence against women is a human rights issues. Not a women's rights issue. 'Kay thanks bye.

  3. Harriet Harman takes the reins.

  4. In the understatement of the year, Sienna Miller acknowledges that having an affair with a father of four (and showing up topless in pics with said father) means that she "probably [doesn't] seem very nice." She also denies being a "sh*****." Can anyone tell me what word has been bleeped out there? Chances are good that I would like to add it to my vocabulary.


  5. Sienna Miller is not a "sh*****." Except that she kind of is.

  6. Billie Piper plays the fabulous Rose in Doctor Who. She was also a '90s pop star. Pure, high-fructose-corn-syrup-sweet '90s music. Dig it. And now we reminisce with "Day and Night."

Billie Piper is poptastic.

Oh, hell yes. Dance party like it's 1999!

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